I am back from the long period of silence... I have noticed several things over the past few weeks.... and it makes me wonder. Is time travel possible? Let me think about that for a sec. In short.... the answer has to be yes. Time travel is possible. And yes I am going to tell you why. First off it has to be true...because it would just be cool. Secondly... we humans just do not think outside of the box. We limit ourselves. Science tells us that the average person only uses 10% of their brain. That is a lot of waste if you ask me. Just imagine what you could do with the rest. Now granted that is the average person. Any "average" is the median of whatever you are measuring. We are measuring people. Mathemeatics would tell us that only half of us are above average.... and well the other half... they would be below average.... probably using like 5% of their brain. The guy that you saw in stop and go traffic today during rush hour switching lanes over and over just to get one car ahead. That guy is using maybe 5% of his brain. The other guy you saw walking into Wal-Mart wearing sandals with socks in December.......well he is using maybe 3%. Sorry.... I am not telling you that if you stop wearing socks with your sandals that you will gain 7% brain power..... there is a lot more problems there than that. The guy or girls that stopped reading this blog because I have alraedy lost them.............well you get the picture.... :-)
The speed of light..... well it is very fast. If said scientist looks into a telescope and sees a star 10 billion light years then that means that it took that "light" from the star 10 billion years to get here. In other words.... they are looking at that star like it was 10 billion years ago.... They are essentially looking back in time... That alone should make you think.
I will pause.... read that again if you want. :-) It is hard to believe and comprehend... but it is true.
So what would you do with time travel....? That could be fun. You could go back to cave man days and really trip those guys out. You would have to get prepared though. You want to look kind of cave-man'ish..... but not too "spaceman".... How about just a goatee....jeans....and maybe one of those Affliction T-shirts... That would be perfect. Those T-shirts normally have skulls and crosses on them..... Any caveman would be intimidated. By the way... what is it with those shirts? $90 to go to a damn club and look JUST LIKE every other guy???!!! What are you thinking??? Go buy something nice...yet original. Try this out... Go to a club. Line up 10 guys... and 9 of them have Affliction shirts on. Is that truly cool??? You are not cool... you are pop culture. Just because everyone on UFC wears them does not mean for you to wear them as well. You are not training one of the UFC guys..... you are not walking down the walkway to the ring giving high-fives. You are paying Pay-per-view to watch the fight. I am really thinking about making a line of shirts called "Infection"... then it might make sense if everybody wears them. Now go put on another shirt so that you do not look like everybody else and save the shirt for when you are ready to travel back in time. Cavemen also like sticks and clubs..... so be sure to bring a bat.
Now schedule your time machine to go into the caveman days right before a solar eclipse. Once you get to the cave man days man up and play the part. You are in total control. Wave the Louisville around and declare that you will black out the sun. When the solar eclipse happens the cavemen will be in total awe and eating out of your hands You will be eating mammoth meat with the in-laws before you know it.........
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